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Sign of the Apocalypse #168: Fast Food Restaurants to Begin Replacing Workers with Robots

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“Robots are the Illegal Immigrants of the Future,” Says One University of Oxford Study

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The Last of Us (Based on Commercials)

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The Last of Us is a PS3 game that was released midway through June 2013. It’s become super popular, kind of the “it” game of the moment and game critics are loving it. I, as an Xbox owner, have not played The Last of Us. However, I have seen abou…

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6 Careers to Take Up in a Post Apocalyptic Wasteland

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So the world almost ended and you’ve found yourself in a landscape with no semblance of law or civilization and mutants, desperate criminals and the ruins of cities all around you. It’s a shitty world, yo. Better make the most of it by picking the…

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Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

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Today is the last day of the world. If you’re reading this, assume it just hasn’t gotten to you yet. Personally I wonder what time zone the world ends in first. Do the Japanese get it? That’s rough for them. But maybe they get to experience the…

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10 New Sex Positions for a New You

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Have you been paying attention to the calendar? December 21st is fast approaching and, if people who breathe through their mouths when they think are to be believed, that’s the last day of existence. No shit. The Mayans, a race of people who real…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

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Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazine …

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Harold Camping Predicted The Rapture Would Start Today. If You’re Reading This, He Was Wrong

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Remember Harold Camping? He’s the old coot that told us the world would end on May 21 of this year, and then when it didn’t, he probably cried in a closet somewhere, then wiped his tears, made some manly “mean” faces in the mirror and somehow found…

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Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

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The Spanish zombie flick REC wasn’t actually a zombie movie per se, but in the way that any movie with a bunch of bitey buggers trying to eat the cast is considered a zombie movie, it sort of qualifies. And like any good zombie movie, you have to …

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Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

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Happy Memorial Day, Americans. Happy Monday to the rest of you. While many of you have the day off, our international staff of comedy writers was working hard to make sure you got what you came for — barely researched news stories with some …

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Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it’s safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won’t go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We’re curi…

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Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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