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Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

Today is the last day of the world. If you’re reading this, assume it just hasn’t gotten to you yet. Personally I wonder what time zone the world ends in first. Do the Japanese get it? That’s rough for them. But maybe they get to experience the…

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10 New Sex Positions for a New You

posted 09/20/2012
by Ian Fortey

Have you been paying attention to the calendar? December 21st is fast approaching and, if people who breathe through their mouths when they think are to be believed, that’s the last day of existence. No shit. The Mayans, a race of people who real…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

posted 05/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazine …

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Harold Camping Predicted The Rapture Would Start Today. If You’re Reading This, He Was Wrong

posted 10/21/2011
by Luis Prada

Remember Harold Camping? He’s the old coot that told us the world would end on May 21 of this year, and then when it didn’t, he probably cried in a closet somewhere, then wiped his tears, made some manly “mean” faces in the mirror and somehow found…

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Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

posted 07/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Spanish zombie flick REC wasn’t actually a zombie movie per se, but in the way that any movie with a bunch of bitey buggers trying to eat the cast is considered a zombie movie, it sort of qualifies. And like any good zombie movie, you have to …

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Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

posted 05/30/2011
by Jim Tews

Happy Memorial Day, Americans. Happy Monday to the rest of you. While many of you have the day off, our international staff of comedy writers was working hard to make sure you got what you came for — barely researched news stories with some …

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Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

posted 11/10/2009
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A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it’s safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won’t go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We’re curi…

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Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

posted 06/10/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

posted 02/25/2008
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All right, no one freak out. Just breathe in and out through your nose because I’m about to lay some FRIGHTENING shit on you. Fox reports: Coffee giant Starbucks announced this month that it would close most of its 7,000 U.S. stores for thr…

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BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

posted 02/10/2008
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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I don’t give a shit how REM feels about it, I’m scared. Engadgetmobile.com reports: BlackBerry addicts everywhere have reason to panic this afternoon, as their beloved network is indee…

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Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

10 New Sex Positions for a New You

The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

Harold Camping Predicted The Rapture Would Start Today. If You’re Reading This, He Was Wrong

Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

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