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Harold Camping Predicted The Rapture Would Start Today. If You’re Reading This, He Was Wrong

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Remember Harold Camping? He’s the old coot that told us the world would end on May 21 of this year, and then when it didn’t, he probably cried in a closet somewhere, then wiped his tears, made some manly “mean” faces in the mirror and somehow found…

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Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

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The Spanish zombie flick REC wasn’t actually a zombie movie per se, but in the way that any movie with a bunch of bitey buggers trying to eat the cast is considered a zombie movie, it sort of qualifies. And like any good zombie movie, you have to …

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Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

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Happy Memorial Day, Americans. Happy Monday to the rest of you. While many of you have the day off, our international staff of comedy writers was working hard to make sure you got what you came for — barely researched news stories with some …

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Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it’s safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won’t go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We’re curi…

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Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

Justin And Justin: The Apocalypse Is Creepy

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

Starbucks Shuts Down: Chaos Ensues

All right, no one freak out. Just breathe in and out through your nose because I’m about to lay some FRIGHTENING shit on you. Fox reports: Coffee giant Starbucks announced this month that it would close most of its 7,000 U.S. stores for thr…

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BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

BlackBerry Service Down: It’s Pants Crapping Time

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I don’t give a shit how REM feels about it, I’m scared.  Engadgetmobile.com reports: BlackBerry addicts everywhere have reason to panic this afternoon, as their beloved network is indee…

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