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How to Abuse the New Features of the iPhone 4s

After ages of speculation, Apple finally made their big announcement that you can cram the iPhone 5 in your Mac hole, you’re getting another iPhone 4. A 4s in fact! The extra s is for “sex.” You know, if you do that with phones. Otherwise it’s f…

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Steve Jobs Has resigned as CEO of Apple. But Why?

posted 08/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Steve Jobs Has resigned as CEO of Apple. But Why?

Late word today form our Holy Taco insiders confirms what we all suspected. Steve Jobs quit Apple to become an ultimate fighter. Specifically Kimbo Slice.

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My Cousin Knows A Guy That Knows A Guy That Works At Apple Who Saw The iPad 2 For A Second!

posted 02/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Dude, did you hear that rumor about Apple might show off the iPad 2 on March 2nd at some kind of tech conference thing? Yeah, man. And get this: my cousin knows a guy that knows a guy that works at the Apple offices in California how swears he saw …

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Your Product is Screwed Up: Holy Taco Improves 5 Companies

posted 10/26/2010
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A 12 year old kid in San Jose just made $3,000 by discovering a security flaw in Firefox and telling the folks over at Mozilla about it. Mozilla was all “damn, thanks” and sent him a check for his troubles. If you read this story in t…

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Did You Know Steve Jobs Is The Worst Ninja Ever?

posted 09/14/2010
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Everyone knows Steve Jobs as the man that can charge you absurd prices for technology that is about as necessary as a splinter in your dong, but did you know that he’s apparently also a ninja? And a bad one at that? It’s true! According…

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A Look To The Future: Apple

posted 06/23/2010
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On that fateful day of April 1st, 1976, three men established a company that would later go on to radically alter the landscape of personal tech gadgets. Those three men were Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and some other dude that time has almost compl…

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How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

posted 06/22/2010
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This guest article was written by Dan Seitz, whose iPhone gets more chicks than he does. The latest iPhone has just been debuted at Apple’s Worldwide Developer’s Conference, and it is, of course, smaller, smarter, and sexier than…

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I Like Your Apple, May I See Your Cherry?

posted 05/18/2010
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Pools Has Never Looked So Slutty (GorillaMask) Why Is Human Centipede Still Happening? (Asylum) Dating A Girl With No Friends (AskMen) Who Has Hotter Fans? (BroBible) Real Live Ghostbusters! (FilmDrunk) SNL Spinoff…

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New iPhone 4G Comparison Chart

posted 04/19/2010
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This morning, Gizmodo announced that they had gotten their hands on a prototype iPhone 4G that someone left in a bar. Gizmodo’s initial report highlighted some interesting improvements between this new iPhone 4G and the 3Gs, the model thatR…

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Flowchart to Determine if You Should Buy an Ipad

posted 04/06/2010
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The Ipad came out on Saturday, and if you weren’t one of the 3 million people standing in line at the Apple store to get one already, then you’re probably wondering what all the fuss is about, and whether you should be buying an Ipad, to…

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