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Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling

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Internet trolls suck. Trolls can make the internet really fun. Both of those opinions have some truth to them, like most things in life. So, what does Arizona want to do? Screw’em all and start making it illegal to troll on the internet in any way…

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s Unedited Speech

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s Unedited Speech

If you’ve seen this clip floating around of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, you may have thought it must be out of context, surely there’s more to it than this. And you’re right. The problem was Jan was little flustered and nervous …

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Are Arizonans Racist?

Are Arizonans Racist?

Arizona has been receiving national attention recently for passing a racist illegal immigration law. We decided to take a closer look at the citizens of Arizona to find out if they’re really a bunch of racist cowboy rednecks, or if they’…

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25 Hot Arizona Girls

25 Hot Arizona Girls

You may disagree with the state’s politics, but you definitely regret not going to college there.  

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Arizona Immigration Bill Memo

Arizona Immigration Bill Memo

Since I’m from Arizona, I get insider access to all of the state’s hot legislative gossip. That’s how I got my hands on this memo to Arizona law enforcement agencies regarding the recent passing of the Arizona Immigration Bill that…

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That’s a Sweet Cholla Cactus Running Suit, Bro

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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

    This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic…

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