arnold schwarzenegger

Stallone and Schwarzenegger Have A Post-Surgery Chat

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by Jim Tews

After filming “The Expendables 2,” Sly and Arnold needed to get a little work done, because men their age shouldn’t be doing stunts, their bones are brittle and their tendons are like silly putty. If we didn’t live in such a…

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Wait, What Happened? – Post Rapture Edition

posted 05/23/2011
by Jim Tews

Great news! We all survived the rapture! I know you were probably too worried about dying to keep up with current events, so I’ve compiled this list of things you should know about. Here is this week’s "Wait, What Happened?"&#…

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10 Schwarzenegger-Worthy Movie Pitches to Explain How He Came to Father an Illegitimate Child

posted 05/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

Long ago, in a land of myth and legend, a lone warrior strode the land, looking for a kingdom to make his own and seeking revenge on the evil that destroyed his family. Now, after years of searching, his travels bring him to a dark kingdom rule…

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The Casio Wrist Watch: The New Way For Bigots Like Me To Profile Terrorists

posted 04/26/2011
by Luis Prada

Folks, take it from me: being a hateful bigot that believes all Muslims are terrorists has gotten so much harder as of late. The Politically Correct Brigade has made it all but impossible for me and good-hearted, salt-of-the-earth Americans like yo…

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25 Pics of Arnold Schwarzenegger Looking Dangerously Unstable

posted 12/04/2010
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If the Constitution ever gets amended, this could be the President one day. Suck it, Taft.

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In Japan, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Even Crazier

posted 05/24/2009
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This commercial is part of a series of Japanese ads that’s been around for a while now, and it’s pretty incredible. From what I can gather, Arnie is on a date with this girl, and then they’re approached by two men, who are ei…

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Beware Of Arnold Schwarzenegger Cutouts

posted 12/25/2008
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Ladies and Gentleman, that’s how bad ass Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be, police had to come deal with his cardboard cut out. Merry Christmas.

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