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5 Other Things for Which Daryl Hannah Should Have Been Arrested

You may have heard that Daryl Hannah was arrested at the White House yesterday. Surprisingly it wasn’t the FBI catching up with her for making Splash, it was because she was part of a protest against a proposed pipeline that would bisect the entir…

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25 Ways the Story of an Amish Guy Who Sexted a 12 Year Old Could Have Been Weirder

posted 06/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

So an Amish dude was sexting a 12 year old girl. He agrees to meet her and actually shows up in a horse-drawn carriage. Because he’s Amish. Then it turns out it was a sting and he gets arrested and no little girls actually have to see a barn get r…

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

posted 03/18/2011
by Luis Prada

In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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25 People Arrested In Costume

posted 01/20/2010
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No one is above the law.

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This Is Why You Have The Right To Remain Silent

posted 01/29/2009
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I was waiting for the reporter to say "then the judge turned to one of the deputies and asked him if she could have a glass of negro. Then proceeded to say she needed a phone, so she could make a negro."

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Travis Henry Scores…Cocaine

posted 09/30/2008
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For those of you who don’t know who Travis Henry is, he’s essentially the most interesting player in the NFL. He has nine children by nine different women. Any time you can play a baseball game with one team fielded by your biological…

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Khloe Kardashian Avoids Forced Prison Sex

posted 07/17/2008
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Could I get a little of Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” playing in the background for me? And maybe a Michael Bay-esque American Flag flapping behind me while I type this out? If there’s one thing this great countr…

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5 Other Things for Which Daryl Hannah Should Have Been Arrested

25 Ways the Story of an Amish Guy Who Sexted a 12 Year Old Could Have Been Weirder

A Vagina Like a Clown Car

25 People Arrested In Costume

This Is Why You Have The Right To Remain Silent

Travis Henry Scores…Cocaine

Khloe Kardashian Avoids Forced Prison Sex

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