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The Six Hottest Teachers Who Got Arrested for Having Sex With Their Students

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Aw yeah. The crazy ones always give the best homework.

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Holytaco Buzz: Snuggler IRL

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If the Snuggler was fused with the still un-caught Bed Intruder, it’d be Agustin Sanchez.  He snuck into his ex girlfriends home and forced her to snuggle with him on Sunday, hoping to rekindle their romance (or maybe just looking for a good …

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25 of the Happiest Mug Shots Ever

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A while back we showed you a gallery of unhappy mug shots. But that was a downer and we don’t want you to think everyone who gets arrested is having a bad day. So here are the happy folks.

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Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Above: Lando Calrissian Young Citizens of the Galactic Empire can rest easy tonight, knowing that the notorious smuggler and rebel sympathizer, Lando Calrissian, has been arrested in the Outer-Rim Territory of Michigan.

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Kanye West Arrested At Airport

Kanye West Arrested At Airport

Going through the process of trying to get on an airplane sucks. You have to stand around quietly for a long time, then somebody yells at you to take your shoes off. If there was an old italian couple next to you who complained about minorities m…

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Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed? Whaaa?

Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed?  Whaaa?

Here’s how you know cops are really, really, really, bored: Snoop Dogg’s tour bus was stopped by police yesterday afternoon, and two of the singer’s entourage were arrested for marijuana possession. In an unrelated story, a new st…

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Andy Dick Loves Peeing & Groping

Andy Dick Loves Peeing & Groping

Some things I just can’t wait for, like masturbating and…well, pretty much just masturbating. Another highly anticipated moment for me is the next Andy Dick news item. Christmas has just come in July because Andy Penis got arrested earl…

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Cops Get Nasty With Miss Nevada

Cops Get Nasty With Miss Nevada

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees (pictured here after a passerby accidentally dropped a contact lens down Rees’ pants) is back in trouble. Associated Press reports: The former Miss Nevada USA was held for about 12 hours in Clark County jail aft…

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