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Ashley Dupre Shares Spitzer Thoughts

Ashley Dupre Shares Spitzer Thoughts

If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green’s character “David Silver.”: …

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Ashlee Dupre Wears A Bikini For Less Than 4000/Hr.

Ashlee Dupre Wears A Bikini For Less Than 4000/Hr.

Let’s see…Ashley Dupre…that name rings a bell doesn’t it? Was she that old woman who sued McDonald’s after their coffee burned her? No, that’s not her. Was she that big-breasted woman who used to run on the field…

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Spitzer’s Whore Is At It Again

Spitzer’s Whore Is At It Again

Covering the “whores who had sex with governors” beat is a lot busier than I had expected. In addition to having sexual congress with New York’s ex-governor, our girl Ashley Dupre (aka Spitzer’s Swallower) apparently appeare…

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