If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green’s character “David Silver.”: …
Let’s see…Ashley Dupre…that name rings a bell doesn’t it? Was she that old woman who sued McDonald’s after their coffee burned her? No, that’s not her. Was she that big-breasted woman who used to run on the field…
Covering the “whores who had sex with governors” beat is a lot busier than I had expected. In addition to having sexual congress with New York’s ex-governor, our girl Ashley Dupre (aka Spitzer’s Swallower) apparently appeare…