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Creepy or Sexy? The Olsen Twins

Creepy or Sexy? The Olsen Twins

Remember when the Olsen Twins were getting ready to turn 18? There was chaos in the streets, men were visibly weeping and Jesus himself was shitting his pants. But now, when I look at them I sometimes see either Gollum or one of those troll dolls w…

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Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen.  Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out. usmagazine.com reports: Ashle…

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It’s Official: Everyone Hates the Olsen Twins

It’s Official: Everyone Hates the Olsen Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are now under fire from PETA. Usmagazine.com reports: In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens’ Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs – whom they dub th…

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