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What Will Become of Ashton Kutcher After His Divorce?

Ashton Kutcher is no longer part of Hollywood power couple who-gives-a-shit couple Ashmi Kutchmoore. People called them that, right? Doesn’t matter, he’s just Kelso again. You and I may have been aware their marriage ended weeks ago after Kutche…

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A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

posted 09/20/2011
by Luis Prada

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As some of you worms may have noticed, last night’s season number who-gives-a-damn premier of Two and a half Men featured a significant lack of me. Something called an Ashton is attempting to fill the chasm of talent and wildebeest-like magn…

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25 Pics of Ashton Kutcher Looking Like a Tool

posted 05/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Usually in a gallery when we make fun of someone it stands on its own merits but let it never be said we unjustly mocked Ashton Kutcher, the man behind the painfully unfunny Punk’d, the man who tried to popularize trucker hats, the man who is…

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25 Storylines to Introduce Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men

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by Ian Fortey

So Ashton Kutcher is going to replace Charlie Sheen and if there’s a way you can watch a show even less than not watching it at all, we’re on it. Despite that, producers still need a way to transition the characters and, because Holy T…

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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

posted 02/11/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the free world celebrates along with our Egyptian brothers and sisters, as they have voiced their displeasure with a tyrannical government…and they have won. We watched history unfold before our very eyes, and we all took part in watching fre…

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Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

posted 07/28/2008
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When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran down his leg and everyone was like, “oh my god,…

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Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

posted 04/13/2008
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For the longest time I was trying to figure out exactly why Ashton Kutcher’s career seemed familiar. Then I realized, he’s essentially the male Jenny McCarthy: Really good looking to the point where every one is afraid to tell him tha…

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What Will Become of Ashton Kutcher After His Divorce?

A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

25 Pics of Ashton Kutcher Looking Like a Tool

25 Storylines to Introduce Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men

Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

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