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7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Beat Whitey Night’

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Can’t we all just get along? Last weekend at the Iowa State Fair, a group of around 30 teenagers allegedly attacked several random fairgoers, including two police officers. According to witnesses, the attackers were black and were taking part…

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7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

posted 08/16/2010
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This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is s…

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Japan Will Never Master Jet Pack Technology

posted 08/12/2010
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It’s no secret that within 50 years Asians of all types will be in control of the world. The Chinese will have finally broken America’s legs for not paying our debt in time, the Japanese will have their finger on the button that m…

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2002 Cell Phones Make Girls Cry

posted 04/16/2010
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You Chose…Wisely

posted 02/12/2010
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Oh, I rike. I rike a rot.

posted 01/07/2010
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For Lunchboy

posted 12/04/2009
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Also, Asians Only Eat Rice And Use Chopsticks

posted 12/02/2009
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Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

posted 10/19/2009
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Okay, I’ve got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I’m going to. I think that’s all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles of this Asian Liquor Store th…

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

posted 09/22/2009
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