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The 25 Best Synonyms for Ass

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Everyone likes ass, right? From felons to rappers to felonious rappers, you can’t go wrong with some heiny. But it grows tiresome when you can’t think of a new way to call it to someone’s attention to their superior turd cutter. Until now! Next …

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Things That Miley Cyrus’ Butt Looks Like

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By now you’re aware that Miley Cyrus somehow both carefully and sloppily orchestrated a massive campaign to get everyone to talk about her ass. All it took was a mediocre song, creepy imagery and the worst wardrobe ever. And now I present to…

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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Kancho: Another Reason To Be Weirded Out By Japan

Kancho: Another Reason To Be Weirded Out By Japan

Japan is commonly known to us in the west as the country that’s most like your little cousin that’s really in to making you think it has ADHD. The phrase “Lost In Translation” seems as though it were specifically created for…

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ha…

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My Favorite Kind of Jelly

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Srsly. Ease Off It.

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Poop Chute

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Most People Just Stick Out Their Thumb

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What’s Wrong With Your Ass?!

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As Much As You Want To…

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