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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

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Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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My My My…What An Ass

posted 10/27/2008
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I hope whoever is in charge of chiseling Rudy Ray Moore’s epitaph is putting this entire segment on there. There would be no better way to be remembered.

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Matt Stairs Likes To Get His Ass Hammered

posted 10/13/2008
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Matt Stairs Likes It Rough – Watch more free videos I don’t think I ever expected to hear a baseball player say these words in a post-game press conference: “When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’r…

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Kim Kardashian’s Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness

posted 06/10/2008
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What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it’s on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I’m guessing she’s hiding something like a car or a turb…

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Scientists Love A Nice, Gigantic Ass

posted 05/07/2008
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Finally, some science I can get behind. According to Reuters.com: CHICAGO (Reuters) – A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. Kahn said h…

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Taco Belle: Gisele Bundchen’s Ass

posted 04/02/2008
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Age: 27 (about the same age as Gisele) Where you’ve seen her ass: It’s usually seen hanging out with Tom Brady’s ass (which, hopefully, will never be featured on HolyTaco.) Tantalizing tidbit: Worth an estimated $150 million, Gise…

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Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

posted 03/23/2008
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This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance: 1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass? 2. Is Bill trying to figure…

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Kim Kardashian Has An Enjoyable Butt

posted 02/13/2008
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I’m not a very religious person, but I truly believe that each one of us has a gift. For example, Stephen Hawking was given the gift of intelligence. Michael Jordan was given the gift of athletic ability. And Kim Kardashian was given the gift…

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

My My My…What An Ass

Matt Stairs Likes To Get His Ass Hammered

Kim Kardashian’s Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness

Scientists Love A Nice, Gigantic Ass

Taco Belle: Gisele Bundchen’s Ass

Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

Kim Kardashian Has An Enjoyable Butt

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