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Daytona Beach, Florida Is Home To The Least Attractive Prostitutes In The World

Daytona Beach

This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a s…

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To The Attractive Girl In Front Of Me In Line At The Grocery Store This Weekend: Your Joke About Chex Mix Wasn’t Funny

To The Attractive Girl In Front Of Me In Line At The Grocery Store This Weekend: Your Joke About Chex Mix Wasn’t Funny

  Hey, really attractive girl in front of me in line at the grocery store, you probably don’t remember me, but I was standing behind you.   Anyway I just wanted to say, when you told your joke at the checkout counter, about how…

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