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25 Australian Things That Will Mess You Up

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To anyone who hasn’t been there, Australia is a mysterious land of hilarious accents and Fosters beer. To actual Australians there are no accents and as far as we know you can’t even buy Fosters in Australia. But to everyone it’s…

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Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

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So you and your significant other are living the dream. You’ve come together and opened a small business. In fact, it is the very definition of a small business. The atmosphere in your store is warm and cozy. You a very kind to your customers; you …

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Australia Investigates Red M&Ms Bullying Tactics and Its Effect On Children. No, Seriously.

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With the world falling apart, it’s good to know that there is a group of people in this crazy place called Earth that spent two months “investigating the social interactions on talking M&Ms in commercials”, as this article from Australia’s News…

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Can Someone Council This Councillor In Hair Management?

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The Front Fell Off

The Front Fell Off

    The Front Fell Off – Watch more free videos   He just wants to make it clear that the front falling off is not very typical for most ships carrying 20 tons of crude oil.   While I was really hoping this was real, itR…

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Australian Town Wants Ugly Women

Australian Town Wants Ugly Women

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives your little Australian town 21,000 men and only 800 women, you take anything you can get. According to ABC: Mount Isa’s Mayor John Moloney says his city has a problem – …

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World’s Greatest Aussie Goes On Leisurely Drive

World’s Greatest Aussie Goes On Leisurely Drive

If there’s one thing Australian news has taught me, it’s that there are some really awesome people who live in Australia. I used to think the Aussie Spicoli who destroyed his parents house while they were away on vacation was the world&…

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Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

There are a few people in the world that I don’t want to see having sex. Some of them are: Penn Gillette, Arnold Palmer, Frank Stallone, that cerebral palsy chick from Facts of Life, Flozell Adams, Burt Wolf, Brian Dunkelman, Maxi Priest, Sco…

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UPDATE: Australian Spicoli Now A Hero

UPDATE: Australian Spicoli Now A Hero

Funny Kid Isnt Sorry About Huge Party – Watch more free videos When I first heard about this Australian kid who had a party and trashed his parents house while they were away, I thought he was kind of a spoiled little dick. But I’ve chan…

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