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What Your Car Really Says About You

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Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive. You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the messag…

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If Autotrader Was Honest

posted 01/27/2010
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Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end. It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

posted 01/06/2010
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Traffic tickets are a huge pain in the ass. They’re entirely dependant on the attitude of the cop who pulled you over, and if he’s having a bad day, then you’re completely f*cked. Luckily, there’s a possible way o…

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Drunken Argument Friday: VW Beetle, or PT Cruiser?

posted 08/07/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather drive a Volkswagen Beetle, or a PT Cruiser. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same ti…

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Crappiness is Recession-Proof

posted 05/18/2009
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