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Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Justin Bieber is releasing an autobiography at some point in the future in which he will reach all the way back in to the long and storied annals of his life and career to tell us tales about his early days as a molecule of jizz and how his life&rs…

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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

These days, celebrities are writing autobiographies as often as they’re getting DUI’s.  The problem is that most of these celebrity autobiographies are boring and stupid. Here are 8 celebrity autobiographies that we would probably r…

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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

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Celebrities are always writing autobiographies that never really seem to capture what that celebrity is really about.  We decided to show you a few celebrity autobiographies we’d like to see.      

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Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book

Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book

My dad always said, there are two things you can count on happening eventually: 1)Our sun will burn out and thus render our solar system uninhabitable, and 2) Oprah Winfrey’s boyfriend Stedman Graham will write a tell-all book about their rel…

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Miley Cyrus Writes Autobiography

Miley Cyrus Writes Autobiography

If you’re you’re reading this right now while you’re at work at your job that you think is really shitty, I recommend closing your browser before you read what I’m about to show you.  People.com reports: Miley Cyrus has sign…

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