February 19th, 2008 | 10:46
If you want to buy a piece of worthless crap, go to Ebay. If you want to buy a worthless piece of crap signed by a worthless actor or musician…you still go to Ebay.
10. Michael Winslow
The problem with an autographed picture of the guy who did all the craaaazy sound effects in the Police Academy movies is that it doesn’t make a peep. This guy needs to sell autographs with some kind of speaker attached to it that makes the sound of him autographing the picture, otherwise it’s just another worthless semi-celebrity autograph. Actually, it’ll be that no matter what. Price: $19.99
9. Jerry O’Connell
O’Connell’s magical film career (Kangaroo Jack, Tomcats) has contributed to the greatness of this autograph. Another great thing about it is the fact that it’s not even an autographed picture, but just a card. For all the shit O’Connell gets, we can’t knock him too hard because his wife, Rebecca Romijn Stamos, is hotter than 100% of the population. Price: $9.99
8. Jim Belushi
This autograph is also on a sheet of paper, or a “cut” as the seller tries to put it. But this has a little essence of the Bel-OOSH thrown in. It’s in mint condition except for a ketchup stain on the left side from the hotdog Belushi was eating at the time he signed it. So in a way, this thing is double autographed. Price: $19.95
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