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8 Crocheted Hats That Are Less Lame Than M Night Shyamalan

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The teaser for the Shyamalan-produced movie Devil premiered with Inception this past week. Nationwide, audiences spontaneously broke out in boos and snickers (possibly the laughter and the candy) at the mere sight of his name, finally confirmi…

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The Facebook Avatar Photoshop Contest

posted 07/20/2010
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You guys have proved your chops in the past weeks by brutalizing Twilight and creating Slushee cups that anyone of our mother’s would be proud to suck on. So what else can we do from here? What more can we ask of you? We can ask you to sex…

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Inner Monologue of James Cameron at the Oscars

posted 03/08/2010
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Oh, god. These f*cking Oscars shows are so goddamn long. I’m glad I decided to only make one movie every ten years for the rest of my life. Why do I have to sit through this whole f*cking awards program with these lowlife Hollywood scum?…

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Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

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The Oscars are over now, which means it’s the perfect time to go back to the theater to check out all the winning movies that you thought were shitty until last night, but now you think they’re great. If you’re going to see Preciou…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

posted 01/05/2010
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Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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