January 14th, 2008 | 11:18
I would like to thank the AVN Awards for getting us through this difficult time. With no Golden Globes to tell me what $40,000 dress Lucy Liu is wearing, I wasn’t sure if there would be any point to go on living. But thankfully Adult Video News handed out their list of yearly winners to give me something to do. And what a show it was. There were a few upsets (could you believe that Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores won for Most Outrageous Sex Scene?!?!? I couldn’t!) and a few losers (Elastic Assholes 5 was totally snubbed!). But in the end, it was a great evening. Here are the few shots from the red carpet…which was probably brown before the night was over.
Photos courtesy of NS4W.org.
See the full list of winners after the jump.
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