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12 Vintage Costumes That Need to Make a Comeback

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In 2013, every costume is of labia with some kind of vaguely identifiable theme. Nurse labia, bee labia, Spongebob labia. I don’t even know if they make men’s costumes anymore. But it doesn’t matter because 2013 is a wash.

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Probably the 10 Best Cat Photos on the Internet

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The internet is about 30% cat photos. Porn is only another 30%, 10% is legit websites and the remainder is people bitching about anything and everything. Of the cat part, there’s a hell of a lot of pictures that are pretty unremarkable. Seems lik…

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

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In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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8 of the Most Awesome Things in the World

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Comedy thrives on negativity. Making fun of something is necessarily negative, it takes a negative view of something. I spend all day on Twitter making fun of Kardashians and Biebers and whatever other stupid thing is afoot. I just used the pejor…

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25 Things the Internet is Better Than

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It’s 2013 and according to recent studies, everyone spends all the time on the internet. Everyone. All the time. Internet. But there’s also this curious notion people have been developing that they need to spend time away from the internet, doing…

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The Best Feminist Revolution Ever is Iran’s Female Ninja Revolution

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When women in America wanted to be treated equally, they burned their bras and refused to shave their armpits. In Iran, women become ninjas – extremely badass ninjas.

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25 of the Most Badass Cosplayers Ever

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If you haven’t been watching our Facebook page, you may have missed the massive stink caused by our 25 People a Little Too Old for Cosplay gallery. Turns out that gallery was horribly insulting, isn’t that weird? While we certainly fe…

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8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

On a brisk autumn’s day in 1967, two scientists, Gary Nusbaum and Rodrick Van Buren finalized their work in a dusty, underfunded lab that was little more than a garage with a Tesla coil and an abacus in a little town in New Mexico. Their wor…

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The 8 Most Awesome Dinosaur Products on Earth

The 8 Most Awesome Dinosaur Products on Earth

Everyone knows dinosaurs were awesome, except for the odd teabagger who doesn’t believe they even existed and or thinks that Raptor Jesus picture is either an actual photo or straight up devilry. The rest of us are pretty confident a tricera…

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25 Awesome Ninjas

25 Awesome Ninjas

You know what’s awesome?  Ninjas.  You know what’s awesomer?  Awesome ninjas.    

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It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

Some people think every great idea has already been thought, every story already written and all that’s left is people borrowing, intentionally or otherwise, from the works of others.  And whatever, that seems to make the world work for …

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