Nickelodeon, in its ongoing effort to provide the most harrowing entertainment it can, has seen fit to fund a Fred movie. Fred, of course, is an inexplicable Youtube sensation that we are making a conscious effort to not link to. We wil…
We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…
The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking. Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…