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25 Things Worse Than the ‘Fred’ Movie

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Nickelodeon, in its ongoing effort to provide the most harrowing entertainment it can, has seen fit to fund a Fred movie. Fred, of course, is an inexplicable Youtube sensation that we are making a conscious effort to not link to. We wil…

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Why Winter Sucks

posted 12/21/2009
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We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

posted 07/14/2009
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The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking. Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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