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Literally the Worst Thing Ever

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War? Poverty? Disease? Hunger? No. This. This is the most disgusting thing ever. I taste bile.

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The Worst Thing Ever

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I want you to look at something and know that it’s not my fault. I didn’t do this. I wouldn’t do this. But it’s a thing that happened and I never knew about it until just now, two years after the fact. Just look.

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The 10 Worst Things Ever (According to a Google Image Search)

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Google is currently the only way any of us are able to know anything. Even stuff you didn’t know you wanted to know you can know if you Google it. So if you Google “the worst thing ever” like I did, you’ll discover these ten images, which I guess …

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25 Things Worse Than the ‘Fred’ Movie

25 Things Worse Than the ‘Fred’ Movie

Nickelodeon, in its ongoing effort to provide the most harrowing entertainment it can, has seen fit to fund a Fred movie.  Fred, of course, is an inexplicable Youtube sensation that we are making a conscious effort to not link to.  We wil…

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Why Winter Sucks

Why Winter Sucks

We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking.  Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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