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Second Stupid Fad of the Week: Teens Setting Themselves On Fire

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You may be aware of an article we ran just a couple of days ago about a disturbing new trend called Planking, in which dipshits lie down on stuff. Today we have caught wind of yet another trend that’s blazing its way on to Youtube. (You’ll totally …

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The Future of Douchebag Transportation

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Brace yourselves, people who realize the world is full of other people and resources aren’t infinite, a flying Hummer is in the works! Before you know it, our airspace is going to smell like axe body spray and coconut oil. I can only hope tha…

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Eulogy for TAG Body Spray

Eulogy for TAG Body Spray

It is never easy to say goodbye. Losing a friend we have known for so many years is like losing a part of ourselves. We look forward to the future, a future without TAG body spray, and it’s so hard to picture. So hard to imagine how we&rsq…

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10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

This November, somewhere in Australia, the Lynx Lodge is poised to open. What is the Lynx Lodge? It’s like the Axe Abode or the Old Spice Spa, one of those famous man-stink vacation spots you hear so much about. Haven’t heard of it? …

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Your Balls Can Win An Axe Detailer

Your Balls Can Win An Axe Detailer

It’s not often that your balls have the chance to win stuff. But Axe is giving away a very limited supply of their new Detailers to anyone who goes to their Facebook page and writes “I Need A Detailer!” with a link back to HolyTac…

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