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The Inner Monologue of Axl Rose at an Arby’s

Mmm, Arby-Q. That looks good. What is that, some kind of sauce? Is it like barbecue sauce? Arby-Q, barbecue…oh, I get it. It’s like a barbecue sandwich. Only, because I’m at Arby’s, it’s called an Arby-Q. That’s clever. I could put that in …

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Drunken Argument Friday: David Lee Roth-era Van Halen or Guns N’ Roses?

posted 03/27/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which 80s rock bands were better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time. The Drunken Argumen…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 2

posted 03/20/2009
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Welcome to day two of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games. Click here to see the updated bracket. (1) Chris Brown 75.3% D…

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Free Dr. Pepper If Axl Gets Off His Ass

posted 03/25/2008
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Apparently the executives at Dr. Pepper are big fans of pasty white rockers with a penchant for mid-life dreadlocks and seven-minute over-the-top rock ballads. In an effort to get W. Axl Rose to release the long awaited Chinese Democracy, they are …

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