babies – Holytaco

Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fore…

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Babies Are Not Exercise Equipment(?)

posted 02/08/2012
by Jim Tews

Great news, everyone! If you’re looking to drop some of that post-baby weight, you’re in luck. Turns out, the fitness solution you’ve been searching for is the very thing that caused your problem in the first place. No, not unprot…

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The Inner Monologue Of The Kentucky Man Who Left His Baby At The Grocery Store

posted 12/01/2011
by Jim Tews

Oh Jesus. Ok. I need to double check this stupid list before I check-out… Eggs. Right there. Milk. There. Two bags of frozen mixed vegetables, one large bag of rice, the steaks. Ok, check, check and check. Everything looks to be here. Got the…

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Baby Juggalos

posted 11/15/2011
by Jim Tews

The only really cool thing about having a little kid is that you can make it wear whatever you want. You can dress it up like anything for Halloween, or just for dinner. I don’t have a kid, personally, but I imagine that in order to offset th…

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

posted 07/01/2011
by Luis Prada

It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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Rich Babies FTW

posted 06/24/2011
by Jim Tews

Have you ever seen a rich baby? I have. I’ve seen several. I live in New York City. There are a lot of rich adults here, and sometimes they breed, producing rich babies. Then their nannies take those rich babies for walks in the same parks th…

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25 Damn Ugly Babies

posted 01/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Let’s just be clear, we’re not necessarily saying these are ugly babies, we’re just saying that if you Google “ugly babies” you might find all of these kids. On our site.

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