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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

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For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque world…

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OMFG! My hat is pooping on me!

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Do You Keep The Ginger Baby Hair Trimmings?

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Nicolette Sheridan Is A MILF (TheDailyFix)   The Sexiest Newspapers Ever (Coed)   G.I. Joe on Robot Chicken (AdultSwim)   This Is A Lesbian Club (LemonDrop)   How To Not Wash Your Car (EvilChili)   Insane Pics That Aren̵…

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Baby Boozers – A Gallery

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I’ve been saying this for a long time now: Babies. That’s where it’s at. If you want to have a good time, hang out with a group of babies. Not only do that attract the chicks, but they know how to party.      

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It’s About Time Babies Got What Comin’ To ‘Em

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Lindsay Lohans And Her Firecrotch (TheDailyFix)   Britney Blakely Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Drunken Boob Circles (Coed)   Sexy Danielle Lloyd (SickPigs)   6 Filthy Items You Touch Every Single Day (Cracked)   The Worst Drunk Dr…

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This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail

This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail

  This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming …

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I’m So Tired I Could Sleep With a Horse

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From Birth, This Kid Had No Chance of Getting Laid. Thanks, Geek Mom and Geek Dad.

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At Least It Wasn’t The Other Way Around. That Could Have Ended Badly

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DIS EES MA SAUSAGE

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Feed Your Daughter To The Aligators

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I Remember When We Used to Have Crazy Bath Time, Too

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