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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque world…

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Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

posted 03/26/2008
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If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost…

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Anna Nicole Can’t Be Happy About This

posted 02/07/2008
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So today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith’s death, and people.com reports Larry Birkhead, her former lover, and father of her baby, left Anna Nicole a note on his website. Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OU…

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Christina Aguilera Has Two Enormous Baby Bags

posted 02/06/2008
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I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera‘s mid-section, I’ve really come around to the idea of having a littl…

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Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

posted 01/23/2008
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Becoming a parent is one of the scariest things you can ever do in your life. You have so many questions, but nowhere to find the answers. Do you take it to the doctor whenever it has a fever? How often should you feed it? How long do you keep it i…

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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

Anna Nicole Can’t Be Happy About This

Christina Aguilera Has Two Enormous Baby Bags

Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

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