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Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!     Name: Alcatraz Age: 23 Occupation: Regional Manager…

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Mario Lopez Only Cheats On Mario Lopez With Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez Only Cheats On Mario Lopez With Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez must have the most amazing Publicist and agent in the entire world, because last I checked, he has absolutely no talent, has been in exactly zero shows that have any sort of redeeming value, and yet, every where you go, you see him. It…

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