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Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s Genitals Aren’t Porky Enough

I can’t even count the number of times I’ve engaged my genitals in a sexual act with another person and thought that this situation would be so much better if the scent of fried pork punched itself out of our nether regions each and every time I th…

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25 Places Bacon Doesn’t Belong

posted 10/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

The other day we posted something on Twitter about bacon lube, not realizing it was a real thing. After learning the awful truth we went to see what other bacon atrocities we could find. This infatuation has gotten out of hand.

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The Obligatory Internet Bacon Article

posted 02/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

I don’t know when bacon became a meme, I don’t know that it matters. It is one. It’s its own joke that we pretend to get, but we don’t get. If food items were assholes you meet in a bar, bacon would be the hipster doofus who is self assured of h…

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7 Things Digg.com Drove Into the Ground

posted 08/30/2010
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Digg, as we knew it, is dead. To make matters worse, Digg v4 is in complete chaos. Angry “power users” who were stripped of their adjective are attempting to fight back by rallying people to “Digg” articles from rival sites.…

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World’s Greatest Pet

posted 04/08/2010
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Tiger’s Girl-Next-Door Mistress (TotalProSports) The Hottest WAGs of all Time (BleacherReport) Oh, Yahoo Answers (Manofest) Tanya Trianta Hotness (Coed) The Hottest Celeb Baseball Fans (Maxim) 15 Ridiculous T…

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The Only Flowers You Should Ever Give a Dude

posted 03/31/2010
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The Tiger Woods Condom Manequin (TotalProSports) The Hottest Girls of Wrestlemania (BleacherReport) Hot Girls Wearing Jerseys (TheChive) IDumpU4.com brings out the Best in us All (Asylum) This Dude Wants His Cheeseburger …

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If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

posted 01/21/2010
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Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there’s nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculo…

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