This Bacon Vs. Health Chart Makes A Lot Of Sense

Now if we only had a “alcohol vs. mistakes made” graph, I think the majority of our lives could be broken down into graph form.

(xkcd.com) via yesbutnobutyes

Other crap to look at:
Kerry is a cute college girl (collegehumor)
Kindersmokes: For kids who smoke (IamBored)
Fergie’s ass in shorts (drunkenstepfather)
Candice Michelle is almost naked (gorillamask)
Audrina Patridge looks good in a bikini (hollywoodtuna)
Sofia Vergara’s in Maxim (hornyoyster)
Lou Albano + 75th birthday party = good times (withleather)
Tampa Bay Bucs safety gets tazed (donchavez)
Have you met a cougar? (comedy.com)

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Yep, This Is A Bacon Bra

I don’t think you can buy this anywhere, but it’s just nice to know that somewhere, at some point, a woman (who needs to take the ol’ razor to her armpits, by the way) was wearing a bra made only out of bacon. I know bacon has been celebrated for many reasons already. But it’s now time to add “it can also hold up boobs” to the long list of reasons why it is the world’s greatest food. Delicious.

via GorillaMask.net

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Eat This: Bacon Lollipop

Bacon has been made into mints, candy bars, and a roof of a meat house, so it’s no surprise to see the world’s most manly food has now been made into lollipops. Using real Vermont bacon, these lollys also use real VT maple syrup to create a maple bacon treat for the carnivorous sugar addict in your life. My only question is: how long before “Bacon Cancer” is the number one killer in America? (Answer: about a week.)

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What The World Needs Now: A Meat House

Let’s face it, yesterday was a bad day in the world of news. The stock market took a huge tumble, promising young actor Heath Ledger inexplicably died, and I accidentally shit my pants while bending over to pick up my mail (that last one didn’t make it onto CNN, so let’s try and keep that between us.) Luckily the geniuses at EasyJo.com have given us something to rally around: A Meat House. If you’re wondering what a “Meat House” is, it’s a house made out of meat. Here’s a a few of the steps they had to go through to create this architectural meatsterpiece:

Starting to lay the walls on a bed of breadcrumbs
Building up the walls more
We decided kebab sticks would be a good addition to hold it together during the cooking
Creation of the lawn, (750g of sausage meat, seasoned with sage, and a load of food colouring)

So, the next time Wolf Blitzer gets your spirits down with a story about a blogger’s painful and crippling pants-shitting shame, take a second to sit back and contemplate the inspiration that is Meat House. It’s the simple things that make America great. Or at least delicious.

Make your own Meat House with the step-by-step photo gallery here.

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