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Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s Genitals Aren’t Porky Enough

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I can’t even count the number of times I’ve engaged my genitals in a sexual act with another person and thought that this situation would be so much better if the scent of fried pork punched itself out of our nether regions each and every time I th…

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You Will Enjoy the Bacon….You Will Enjoy the Bacon….

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Lilly Allen Doing Coke (TheDailyFix)   Rollerblader Destroys His Back (EvilChili)   Nikki Long Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Brazilian Model Showdown (Coed)   The 8 Worst Transformer Disguises (Cracked)   Supergirl vs. Catwoman (IA…

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Like Bacon, Except Disgusting

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This Has To Be The Best Bacon Ever

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BoarTaint.com Is A Real Website About A Real Problem

BoarTaint.com Is A Real Website About A Real Problem

  When I first saw a link to Boartaint.com, my first thought was, "Holy shit. Now that’s a fetish. My mind raced with the possibilities of what some sick, twisted perverts were going to do with, or to, the piece of skin between a pi…

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Yes, These Are Enormous Eggs Made of Bacon

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This Is Bacon-Wrapped Macaroni And Cheese Meatloaf

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Behold: The Cured, Rolled Pig Face

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  I came across ths recipe for something called Cured, Rolled Face from the geniuses over at bestbyfarr.wordpress.com and it immediately became the single greatest recipe I have ever seen. I’m not sure if this technically qualifies as ba…

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Any Site Looks Better With Bacon

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  Thanks to Bacolicio.us you can now add bacon to any website you want to. According to them: Need a side of bacon on your web site. Just put it at the end of http://bacolicio.us/ For example: http://bacolicio.us/http://www.holytaco.com And…

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Proof That Bacon Is Pretty Popular

Proof That Bacon Is Pretty Popular

  Digg doesn’t lie.

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If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I’d Like It To Be Because Of This

If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I’d Like It To Be Because Of This

    We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit.  But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally …

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Bacon Beats Fries!

Bacon Beats Fries!

  In what can’t be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election day. And while Bacon handily won, I would’ve liked to have seen Bacon go up agai…

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