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Literally the Worst Thing Ever

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War? Poverty? Disease? Hunger? No. This. This is the most disgusting thing ever. I taste bile.

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The 6 Worst Chocolates Ever

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Usually I try to stray from personal pieces in my writing, unless it’s an article about Fleshlights and I assume you’d all be interested in knowing what my wang is up to. But this one, I feel, is an important educational piece, a public service, if…

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The 10 Worst Things Ever (According to a Google Image Search)

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Google is currently the only way any of us are able to know anything. Even stuff you didn’t know you wanted to know you can know if you Google it. So if you Google “the worst thing ever” like I did, you’ll discover these ten images, which I guess …

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5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

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The cereal aisle at the grocery store is the closest thing to a Toys R Us you’ll see outside of an actual Toys R Us. It panders only to children with maybe one half of a rack reserved for cereal you, as an adult, don’t feel like an idiot purchasin…

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Oh my goodness gracious!  Aren’t I just the early bird today?  Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that.  The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

  As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking.  Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

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Sunday is Father’s Day; the one day of the year that you’re required to celebrate how great your dad is.  Just in case you need a little motivation, we decided to remind you how of good your dad is by paying tribute to the really te…

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“Or Else” Is Your New Favorite Movie

“Or Else” Is Your New Favorite Movie

  Hollywood should really let high school sophomores direct more movies.

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Can Someone Council This Councillor In Hair Management?

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“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

Hey Lucy – Watch more Funny Videos   When trying to woo a girl, there are a few rules you should keep in mind. They are as follows:   1.) Don’t rape. 2.) Complement her clothes/appearance. 3.) Try to be funny. 4.) Don’t j…

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