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5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

The cereal aisle at the grocery store is the closest thing to a Toys R Us you’ll see outside of an actual Toys R Us. It panders only to children with maybe one half of a rack reserved for cereal you, as an adult, don’t feel like an idiot purchasin…

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

posted 09/21/2009
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Oh my goodness gracious! Aren’t I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that. The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

posted 07/28/2009
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As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

posted 07/14/2009
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The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking. Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

posted 06/19/2009
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Sunday is Father’s Day; the one day of the year that you’re required to celebrate how great your dad is. Just in case you need a little motivation, we decided to remind you how of good your dad is by paying tribute to the really te…

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“Or Else” Is Your New Favorite Movie

posted 05/04/2009
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Hollywood should really let high school sophomores direct more movies.

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Can Someone Council This Councillor In Hair Management?

posted 04/28/2009
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“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

posted 04/23/2009
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Hey Lucy – Watch more Funny Videos When trying to woo a girl, there are a few rules you should keep in mind. They are as follows: 1.) Don’t rape. 2.) Complement her clothes/appearance. 3.) Try to be funny. 4.) Don’t j…

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This Is A Very Good Tattoo

posted 04/15/2009
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Can Someone Do Something About Safety Video Budgets

posted 04/10/2009
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Will You Be Here Tomorrow? – Watch more Funny Videos Why are videos that are supposed to be about preventing serious injury always so hilarious? Can whoever is in charge of paying for these maybe allocate more the $37 to the these budge…

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Of Course You Want To See Hercules Throw A Bear Into Space

posted 04/09/2009
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It might look like Lou Ferrigno is fighting a large brown rug, spliced in with clips from a National Geographic bear documentary. It looks like that, because that’s what this scene actually is. Other Crap To Look At: Indi…

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5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

“Or Else” Is Your New Favorite Movie

Can Someone Council This Councillor In Hair Management?

“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

This Is A Very Good Tattoo

Can Someone Do Something About Safety Video Budgets

Of Course You Want To See Hercules Throw A Bear Into Space

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