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The Nut Shot Conspiracy

nut shot

I am about to betray mankind. When I say mankind I legitimately mean men. I am turning my back, ever so briefly, on dudes. Sorry, bro. This needs to be done. Very few people have ever kicked or been kicked in the nuts.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco has voted for Harry Baals in every election for the last 50 years.

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The Most Awesome Intentional Nutshots

The Most Awesome Intentional Nutshots

25 Videos of Things That Bounce

25 Videos of Things That Bounce

 BOI-O-OING Boobs Bouncing Slow Motion – Watch more Funny Videos

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Denis Leary Knows Balls

Denis Leary Knows Balls

Denis Leary from Rescue Me Breaks Balls – Watch more Funny Videos

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Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

Balls Out:  The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation o…

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Yesterday at the Teabaggers Rally

Yesterday-Teabaggers-Rally

This Guy Wants To Keep Your Balls Dry

This Guy Wants To Keep Your Balls Dry

  Fresh Balls is an actual product, no joke. I’d type more about this, but I’m on the phone with them right now trying to get rush delivery.   Ochocinco Bribes Ref With Dollar (TotalProSports) Making The Perfect Playlist (Made…

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Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status

Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status

  If you enjoy having balls, don’t ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time.  If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity to you…

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Gillette Makes the Perfect Razor…for Your Balls

Gillette Makes the Perfect Razor…for Your Balls

Here’s how I imagine the pitch meeting for this video went:   GUY:  "Okay, Mr. Gillette, so you wanna sell more razors, right? Well I’ll tell ya where there’s a lot of hair: on the balls! Am I right?  So why don…

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Balls In Your Face – A Montage

Balls In Your Face – A Montage