bank – Holytaco

Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

posted
by

Okay, this is easy. All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup. That’s easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I’d better just ma…

Read Full Article

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It
A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t
Inner Monologue of a Guy Waiting Line for an Iphone Who Suddenly Has to Sh*t Really Bad

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

posted 11/05/2009
by ywang

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue. Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

Read Full Article