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Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

Okay, this is easy.  All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup.  That’s easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I’d better just ma…

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue.  Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

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