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Unappreciated Awful: Orskog Bank’s Awkward Dance Video

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Orskog Bank, a savings bank from Sweden, has an awkwardly white music video featuring their awkwardly white employees literally dancing for their jobs. How this goofy thing has gone four years without garnering millions of hits and shares galore is …

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Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

Okay, this is easy.  All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup.  That’s easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I’d better just ma…

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue.  Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

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Hey Look! It’s The President Of AIG!

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