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Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

Man’s Night Out:  Testing Manliness

Holy Taco’s managing editor and columnist Ian Fortey used to write for 86% of all sites on the internet.  Then he found Holy Taco and it really turned him on.  Then he wrote this, his first weekly column on the site.  Exciting,…

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The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …

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We’ll Take Those Odds

Well-Take-Those-Odds

33 Hot Baseball Babes (TotalProSports)   The Hottest MLB WAGs (BleacherReport)   Beware The Chicken Police (Manofest)   Danielle Lloyd Hotness (Coed)   Hot MySpace Chicks Gallery (TheChive)   Oh, Bond Girls (LemonDrop)  …

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The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli   A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.   All I Wanna Do  Sheryl Crow &n…

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25 Hot Bartenders

25-Hot-Bartenders

The only shot you’ll have with these girls is the one that comes in a one ounce glass.  

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes.  With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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Dive Bar Bingo

Dive Bar Bingo

In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties.  Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

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8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies.  Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don’t really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact…

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever.  Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy:  It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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