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Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

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Holy Taco’s managing editor and columnist Ian Fortey used to write for 86% of all sites on the internet. Then he found Holy Taco and it really turned him on. Then he wrote this, his first weekly column on the site. Exciting,…

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The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

posted 06/09/2010
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Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …

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We’ll Take Those Odds

posted 04/06/2010
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33 Hot Baseball Babes (TotalProSports) The Hottest MLB WAGs (BleacherReport) Beware The Chicken Police (Manofest) Danielle Lloyd Hotness (Coed) Hot MySpace Chicks Gallery (TheChive) Oh, Bond Girls (LemonDrop) …

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The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

posted 03/18/2010
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A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

posted 03/01/2010
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There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks. All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow &n…

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25 Hot Bartenders

posted 02/12/2010
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The only shot you’ll have with these girls is the one that comes in a one ounce glass.

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

posted 12/16/2009
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes. With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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Dive Bar Bingo

posted 11/06/2009
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In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties. Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

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8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

posted 10/19/2009
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For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies. Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don’t really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact…

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

posted 09/29/2009
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If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever. Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

posted 08/12/2009
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When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

We’ll Take Those Odds

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

25 Hot Bartenders

Dive Bar Bingo

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

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