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The 5 Most Terrible Foods Someone Will Bring to Your BBQ

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It’s that time of year again, when you move the kitchen outdoors and get tanked with your friends in the yard while you eat in folding chairs and reminisce about a time when you got drunk and ate food in folding chairs and then puked in a potted pla…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend

7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend

Memorial Day Weekend is almost here! By now, you should be fully prepared for three days of non-stop, uninhibited drunken revelry. Just be aware that, in spite of all the unpredictable adventures that you’ll experience this Memorial Day Weeken…

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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you’ll probably be attending a barbecue. A Labor Day Barbecue is a lot like the last Indiana Jones movie: it’s really sweaty and confusing, and throughout the entire thing, nobody reall…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Family 4th of July BBQ

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The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is:  beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer…and boobs, also.  And you’re pretty much guaranteed four of those five thing…

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Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue

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Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace:  you don’t know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible.  L…

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