Memorial Day Weekend is almost here! By now, you should be fully prepared for three days of non-stop, uninhibited drunken revelry. Just be aware that, in spite of all the unpredictable adventures that you’ll experience this Memorial Day Weeken…
Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you’ll probably be attending a barbecue. A Labor Day Barbecue is a lot like the last Indiana Jones movie: it’s really sweaty and confusing, and throughout the entire thing, nobody reall…
The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is: beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer…and boobs, also. And you’re pretty much guaranteed four of those five thing…
Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace: you don’t know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible. L…