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Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games and Eating Chicken Instead of Watching Games

Chicken and Beer

Baseball is a boring sport. There, I said it. It can be fun, as in it has the tendency to be entertaining, but overall, it’s just a bunch of dudes standing in a grassy field, waiting for their multimillion dollar checks to clear. As a sports fan, I…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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In Case You Were Wondering

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Don’t Mess With Jose Aldo (TotalProSports)   The Hottest Moms in Sports (BleacherReport)   The Incredible Fart Sucking Blanket (Manofest)   Diora Baird Hotness (Coed)   Anne Hathaway is Sexy (Maxim)   Attention: New Ho…

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Best. Rain Delay. Ever.

Best. Rain Delay. Ever.

Funny Baseball Rain Delay Dance-Off – Watch more Funny Videos This is more exciting than any baseball game I have ever been to.   Drew Brees Will Be Injured Soon (TPS) Volcano Pictures Are Awesome (SuperTremendous) Facebook in the Future …

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The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

It’s Opening Day for baseball today, here are 25 girls you will miss at the ballpark because you went to work instead.    

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What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

You have a favorite sport, and you love the hell out of it. That’s why you’ve got 5 fantasy teams going and your apartment walls are covered with fathead wall decals that make your place look like a shitty sports bar that only serves cap…

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Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles

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Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He’s denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.   And since Manny is quite possibly the world’s stupidest human, we thought i…

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Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

  St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Jason Motte either got really, really high on picture day or…uhhh, I think that’s the only explanation for the big dopey smile, and "this is good shit" squint in his photo.  …

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The Last Will And Testament Of A Fantasy Baseball Team

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Each year millions of men spend countless hours on their fantasy baseball teams. They put so much time and effort into drafting, and then managing their squads, that they almost become part of the family. So what happens if someone in…

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In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery

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  Baseball is back. Which means we can all look forward to another season with the world’s most photogenic manager: Ozzie Guillen. He uses his hands to talk more than Helen Keller. He freaks out. He flips people off. And, maybe most of a…

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