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Tracy McGrady’s Inspiring Story: Striking out One Guy and Then Quitting Baseball

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Immediately after recording his first strikeout, ex-NBA star Tracy McGrady retired from baseball, which means he realized the ultimate Secret American Dream: doing something right once and then quitting while on top.

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‘Yoga Goddess’ Shows Off Her Contortion Skills, Throws Out Terrible First Pitch at Baseball Game

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Look, you know we appreciate a good sexy contortion dance, but there’s a time and a place for that sort of thing — generally late at night, after my wife has gone to sleep.

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6 Fun Things Pete Rose Should Do While Managing for a Day

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Pete Rose is managing an independent baseball team called the Bridgeport Bluefish for a day, because publicity. He should screw around and have some quick and dirty fun with his post, and here are a few ways he can do so. After all, what are they go…

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Grading 50 Cent’s Terrible Excuses for His Terrible Pitch

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50 Cent threw one of the worst pitches in baseball history a few days ago, and won’t admit that he did it on purpose because his new album needs attention of any kind. Rather, he’s been vomiting out dumb-ass excuse after dumb-ass excuse,…

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Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games and Eating Chicken Instead of Watching Games

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Baseball is a boring sport. There, I said it. It can be fun, as in it has the tendency to be entertaining, but overall, it’s just a bunch of dudes standing in a grassy field, waiting for their multimillion dollar checks to clear. As a sports fan, I…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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In Case You Were Wondering

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Don’t Mess With Jose Aldo (TotalProSports)   The Hottest Moms in Sports (BleacherReport)   The Incredible Fart Sucking Blanket (Manofest)   Diora Baird Hotness (Coed)   Anne Hathaway is Sexy (Maxim)   Attention: New Ho…

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Best. Rain Delay. Ever.

Best. Rain Delay. Ever.

Funny Baseball Rain Delay Dance-Off – Watch more Funny Videos This is more exciting than any baseball game I have ever been to.   Drew Brees Will Be Injured Soon (TPS) Volcano Pictures Are Awesome (SuperTremendous) Facebook in the Future …

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The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

It’s Opening Day for baseball today, here are 25 girls you will miss at the ballpark because you went to work instead.    

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What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

You have a favorite sport, and you love the hell out of it. That’s why you’ve got 5 fantasy teams going and your apartment walls are covered with fathead wall decals that make your place look like a shitty sports bar that only serves cap…

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