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The Inner Monologue of a Canadian Olympic Basketball Player During the Opening Ceremonies

Oh God. Just…ungh. How did we let this happen? I knew I should have called in sick. Or just smoked some weed or something, they would have disqualified me. What the hell am I doing here?

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

posted 09/14/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

posted 05/13/2011
by Luis Prada

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With the Miami Heat putting away their arch rivals the Boston Celtics in the conference semis, they will now have to go through another elite team that they struggled against during the regular season, the Chicago Bulls. Both teams have explosive o…

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25 Hot Final Four Cheerleaders

posted 03/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

We were set to have a gallery today of hot chicks juggling fire on unicycles but then someone spilled a Mr. Pibb on the computer where we had the files saved so we went with this inspired choice. I wonder if anyone else on the internet thought to …

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Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

posted 02/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Carmelo Anthony is a player of sport. Specifically, he is a player of the National Basketball Association, a league that, from what I hear, has recently become famous for having its participants attempt to place a bumpy orange spherical bladder in …

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

Tracy Morgan Thinks Highly Of Sarah Palin – Watch more Sports Tracy Morgan thinks the exact same thing about Sarah Palin that we do.

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25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

posted 08/25/2010
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It’s August, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s almost football season! So why are we running a video gallery of buzzer beating basketball shots? Because that shit is awesome.

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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom

posted 05/18/2010
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Ever since the world found out that I’ve been banging Lebron James’s mom, a lot of people have been asking me how one might go about hooking up with the mother of their own friend. Whenever I’m posed with that question, I u…

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Most Awesome Basketball Fails

posted 03/20/2010
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South Park Features Tiger Woods (TotalProSports) 13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous) Lisa Michelle Hotness (Coed) How To Count To Infinity (LemonDrop) Anythings Cool In Freeze Frame (TheChive) How To Give A Proper Toast (MadeMan) How …

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Badass Basketball Trick Shots for Saturday

posted 03/13/2010
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If this isn’t a good justification for introducing more-than-3-point shots into the NBA, then I don’t know what is. This is bad for Athletes (TotalProSports) 13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous) The Naughtiest Cheerleaders …

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What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

posted 12/07/2009
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You have a favorite sport, and you love the hell out of it. That’s why you’ve got 5 fantasy teams going and your apartment walls are covered with fathead wall decals that make your place look like a shitty sports bar that only serves cap…

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The Inner Monologue of a Canadian Olympic Basketball Player During the Opening Ceremonies

Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

25 Hot Final Four Cheerleaders

Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom

Most Awesome Basketball Fails

Badass Basketball Trick Shots for Saturday

What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

Photo of the Day

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