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Solving the LeBron James Free Agency Issue: Make Him Play Alone

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LeBron’s best option is to launch the LeBron City LeBrons, hire some intern to be the mascot, and get to work. No way the King couldn’t handle 48 minutes a night, 90 points, and 65 rebounds, plus it would mean all the money and rings to …

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The Inner Monologue of a Canadian Olympic Basketball Player During the Opening Ceremonies

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Oh God. Just…ungh. How did we let this happen? I knew I should have called in sick. Or just smoked some weed or something, they would have disqualified me. What the hell am I doing here?

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

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Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

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With the Miami Heat putting away their arch rivals the Boston Celtics in the conference semis, they will now have to go through another elite team that they struggled against during the regular season, the Chicago Bulls. Both teams have explosive o…

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25 Hot Final Four Cheerleaders

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We were set to have a gallery today of hot chicks juggling fire on unicycles but then someone spilled a Mr. Pibb on the computer where we had the files saved so we went with this inspired choice. I wonder if anyone else on the internet thought to …

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Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

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Carmelo Anthony is a player of sport. Specifically, he is a player of the National Basketball Association, a league that, from what I hear, has recently become famous for having its participants attempt to place a bumpy orange spherical bladder in …

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Tracy Morgan Thinks Highly Of Sarah Palin – Watch more Sports Tracy Morgan thinks the exact same thing about Sarah Palin that we do.

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25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

  It’s August, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s almost football season! So why are we running a video gallery of buzzer beating basketball shots?   Because that shit is awesome.  

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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom

How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom

  Ever since the world found out that I’ve been banging Lebron James’s mom, a lot of people have been asking me how one might go about hooking up with the mother of their own friend. Whenever I’m posed with that question, I u…

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Most Awesome Basketball Fails

Most Awesome Basketball Fails

    South Park Features Tiger Woods (TotalProSports) 13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous) Lisa Michelle Hotness (Coed) How To Count To Infinity (LemonDrop) Anythings Cool In Freeze Frame (TheChive) How To Give A Proper Toast (MadeMan) How …

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Badass Basketball Trick Shots for Saturday

Badass Basketball Trick Shots for Saturday

  If this isn’t a good justification for introducing more-than-3-point shots into the NBA, then I don’t know what is.   This is bad for Athletes (TotalProSports) 13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous) The Naughtiest Cheerleaders …

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