bathroom – Holytaco

An Open Letter to the Non Toilet Trained

Hey there, dribble guts, how goes it? That’s rhetorical, I’m well aware of your problems, at least a few of them. And that’s kind of why we need to talk.

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An Open Letter to the Makers of One Ply Toilet Paper

posted 07/10/2012
by Ian Fortey

How’s business? Is it well? I assume it’s well as science hasn’t found a way to abolish sharting just yet. The thing is guys, and I’m going to be blunt here, I need you to take your own chubby little face in your hands, maybe get a little corn oil …

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The Morning Jolt: Busta Bowel Movement

posted 01/26/2012
by Ian Fortey

For real lady, don’t be such a tool.

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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

posted 06/07/2011
by Luis Prada

Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

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The Gota’Go: Peeing in Public

posted 05/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Not so long ago, we contacted the good people at Gota’Go and asked if we could have their personal care device to try out for a spell. What qualifies as a personal care device? This thing! It’s basically like an athletic cup only you can pee in it…

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25 Toilets Worthy of Your Offering

posted 03/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

By and large, the toilet makers of the world are atrociously lazy and pretty much just keep making the same toilets over and over again. These toilets, however, are pretty magnificent. Or awful. Depends on how you look at things.

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25 Filthy People Eating in the Bathroom

posted 02/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

Listen, you do not eat in the bathroom. YOU DO NOT EAT IN THE BATHROOM!

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An Open Letter to the Users of the Mall Restroom

posted 11/05/2010
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Dear Filth Peddlers, I want to thank you for all the work you guys have been doing, fellow washroom users and the remarkable custodial staff here at Oakview Mall. You guys are stupendous. I mean, I can finger paint with blood and stool if I need …

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5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

posted 06/16/2010
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As man evolves, so too do his sensibilities. His hopes. His dreams. And somewhere in there, things that started out not particularly gay became super gay .

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Drunken Argument Friday: Your Bathroom vs. A Public Bathroom

posted 04/30/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important things, like where is it better to shit: at home, or in a public restroom? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: &n…

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