Judge to Britney Spears: No Kids For You!

Britney Spears was in court today to try and get “therapeutic visitation rights.” In case you don’t know what those are, it’s essentially saying to the judge, “Hey, I’m way too bat-shit crazy to take care of my kids. But maybe if you let me see them just a little bit, it would make me less crazy. Or at least I’d stop taking my doody and rubbing it on things.”

popsugar.com reports:

Unfortunately, Brit never made it to the actual courtroom and had already left the building when Kevin was sworn in. Her lawyer said, “I don’t know whether she’ll be here or not. I don’t want to delay the hearing.”

Nice. It’s always good when you’re lawyer is like “screw it. Let’s just get this crap over with. I get paid either way.” If you want a good measurement as to just how far she’s fallen, she used to be really hot, and now I can put these two pictures together and no one thinks it’s an accident.

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