The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is: beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer...and boobs, also. And you're pretty much guaranteed four of those five things...
Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace: you don't know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible. Luckily, there are only four ways that your Memorial Day...
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