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The 5 Most Terrible Foods Someone Will Bring to Your BBQ

It’s that time of year again, when you move the kitchen outdoors and get tanked with your friends in the yard while you eat in folding chairs and reminisce about a time when you got drunk and ate food in folding chairs and then puked in a potted pla…

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A Guide To Summer Barbeques

posted 07/06/2010
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It’s Summer. We know this because our various dangly bits are currently marinating in sweat juices and emanating odors that, if we decided to nakedly frolic in the woods, would attract creatures that are looking to mate. But another thi…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Family 4th of July BBQ

posted 07/03/2009
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The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is: beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer…and boobs, also. And you’re pretty much guaranteed four of those five thing…

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Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue

posted 05/26/2009
by ywang

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Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace: you don’t know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible. L…

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