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Thanksgiving for Cool Kids

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So Thanksgiving is here and you don’t want to cook a turkey. Do you have a turkey? Well hey, maybe you should also go get some sweet and sour tongue and maybe cabbage soup because your dinner is already shit on a plate, no need to put in any more…

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Choosing Your Superbowl Beer

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So you’re all geared up for your Superbowl party with all manner of artery decimating snacks and some really nice looking disposable plates that could be mistaken for elegant China from a distance, and it occurs to you that you need a frosty beverag…

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25 Bizarre Flavored Beers

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Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a beer, except spending time enjoying the company of another human and having real, non-boozed based relationships. But this is about beer, and these beers all have zany flavors. Mmm, beer.

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Kids These Days

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Look, we all know that smoking and drinking is bad for you. But what if you start really early and build up a tolerance? Would that help at all? Not sure if it’d help your health, but if you’re way too young to be smoking and/or drinkin…

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Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games and Eating Chicken Instead of Watching Games

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Baseball is a boring sport. There, I said it. It can be fun, as in it has the tendency to be entertaining, but overall, it’s just a bunch of dudes standing in a grassy field, waiting for their multimillion dollar checks to clear. As a sports fan, I…

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The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener

The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener

If there’s a better way to open a beer, I haven’t seen it

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Romantic Comedies: A Primer For Men

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Being well versed in the language of romance is incredibly important for the single man. But what may be more important is being well versed in the language of romantic comedies. The kind of movies you generally don’t watch unless there’…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

If you’re like me, American and often jobless, you probably don’t have any health insurance. If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to be Canadian, then go ahead and skip this article. Go for a walk in your non-violent neighborhood, then toss a looney…

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Get This: Figure Skater Johnny Weir Is Gay!

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Ok, there’s a million jokes I could make about the fact that figure skater Johnny Weir has officially come out of the closet. But all those jokes would be as obvious as the fact that Johnny Weir is gay. It’s honestly, never been a big c…

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When Amusement Rides Attack!

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If I told you the car you were driving was put together by a gypsy who fingered his family members, smelled like booze, and didn’t believe in reading, you probably wouldn’t want to ride it anymore. But every summer bajillions (estimated…

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For Your Consideration, Oprah

For Your Consideration, Oprah

Oprah, Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…

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