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5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

Today, the Philadelphia Daily News ran the headline "Top Dog" over a picture of Michael Vick. Get it! He’s the new starting quarterback for the Eagles, and he used to senselessly torture and kill dogs for his own sick amusement! Tha…

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Great Moments in the History of Bathroom Stall Sex

Great Moments in the History of Bathroom Stall Sex

Earlier today, George Michael, America’s 3rd favorite drug-addled homosexual British pop star from the 80’s, was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for crashing his car into a photo store while hopped up on pot and prescription drugs. D…

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Ben Roethlisberger Gets $102 Million? Really?

Ben Roethlisberger Gets $102 Million? Really?

The Pittsburgh Steelers made Big Fat Ben Roethlisberger one of the highest paid players in the league yesterday. Yes, you read that right, Ben Roethlisberger. According to the Post-Gazette.com: Ben Roethlisberger became not only the highest-paid St…

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