Shannon Doherty Didn’t Punch Jennie Garth

It’s amazing to look back now and think about how huge a success 90210 was.  The other night there was a rerun of the episode where Brian Austin Green’s friend shot himself with his dad’s gun.  To see BAG deliver the line “Whoa, Matt, you shouldn’t play with that.” is to see potentially the worst piece of television in history, aside from this scene.  Yet I watched every god damned episode.  Anyway, you know the 90s were a weird time when Jennie Garth was known as “the hot chick” on any show.  Apparently she also liked to beat some ass, according to everyone but Shannon Doherty.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Shannon Doherty denies a claim by Tori Spelling that she once got into a fistfight with Jennie Garth.”We never did,” Doherty, 37, tells Us. “I think I would remember Jennie’s fist connecting with a part of my body or a part of my face.”

I was hoping the quote would have continued with her saying “because I remember every punk ass bitch who tries to come with it, and I write that shit down in a little book that I call “People I’m going to f*&k up.”  Seriously, I wouldn’t screw with Shannon Doherty.  She’s what I describe as a “nuts and trash can lid” fighter.  Namely, there’s nothing she won’t kick, or grab, in order to beat the living day lights out of you.  I think they did fight, and I think she doesn’t remember it because she got knocked the F out.

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Tori Spelling Wants In On 90210 Remake

Remember Beverly Hills 90210, the show that followed the adventures of a group of 40 year-old actors pretending to be virginal teenagers? Well, they’re remaking it, and the very very talented Tori Spelling wants in. People.com reports:

The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years, is ready to step up if she gets offered a role.

Ready to step up if she gets offered a role huh? That’s possibly an understatement. I’m pretty sure when her agent told her she replied with “Point me to the penis I have to put in my mouth to get this.”

It’s weird they’re remaking all these old TV shows. I also heard they’re doing a remake of the A-team. I say we just combine the A-Team and 90210 and make them one show. Like, we have an episode where Brenda Walsh isn’t sure if her boyfriend’s cheating on her, so the A-team follows him, only to find out the boyfriend is an international arms dealer. Here’s what the opening credits would look like:

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