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The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

This week, the Internet was abuzz over Demi Moore tweeting an out-of-focus picture of herself in a bikini. Not to be outdone, another old bag named Lisa Rinna followed suit, tweeting out a pic of her nearly fifty-year-old ass to anyone who cared to…

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Marisa Miller Pictures

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Where you’ve seen her: If you have to ask, something is horribly wrong, so I’m not going to explain who Marisa Miller is.  Aside from being her usual supermodel self, she just starred in a banned Guitar Hero commercial…becau…

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Maximize Your Sex Appeal

Maximize Your Sex Appeal

  Being sexy is no easy task, just ask an ugly person. Man have they failed. A lot of hard work, effort and, yes, some luck is required to meet the high standards of sexy, especially in this day and age. Back when your grandparents were kid…

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Any of You Ladies Wanna Party Under MY Pier?

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Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Looks like another shitty morning to be a cop in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I can’t believe I got stuck in this little shithole town. It’s ironic that such a shitty town was built around a lake filled with piss water.  Who’d have t…

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Hottie In Pink

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T.O.G.

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I Don’t Have Sheets Either

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Horizontal Stripes Make You Look Fat

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Her Sunglasses Look Cheap

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