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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

2009-Douchebag-Tournament-Round-1-Day-1

  Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.   We to…

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Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

  This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance: 1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass? 2. Is Bill trying to figure…

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8 Coaches Who Are Also Douchebags

8 Coaches Who Are Also Douchebags

Coach’s teach their players about teamwork, discipline and toughness. It’s their job to serve as a role model to inspire those around them to leave it all out on the field. But instead, these coaches only inspire us to laugh at them whe…

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