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We’re Breaking Up With You, Arkansas

Breaking Up With Arkansas

Recently, a grocery store in Arkansas decided that the cover of US Weekly, showing Elton John, his husband and their baby was too much gay for their customer’s eyes to handle, so they covered it up. Like a porno magazine behind the counter at…

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7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

Screen Junkies is reporting that former President Bill Clinton has filmed a cameo for The Hangover Part II. It’s not everyday that a raunchy comedy lands an ex-president in its cast. But perhaps Clinton’s appearance will start a trend. …

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Sexual Harassment Hotties: Ines Sainz vs. Paula Jones

Sexual Harassment Hotties: Ines Sainz vs. Paula Jones

Sexual harassment is no laughing matter, unless that delightful Benny Hill is involved. That’s why I was so upset to hear about the recent accusations of sexual harassment involving players from the New York Jets and Mexican sports reporter I…

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Bill Clinton And Gina Gershon Humping?

Bill Clinton And Gina Gershon Humping?

See, this is the problem with cheating on your girlfriend or wife, (amongst other obvious problems) once you’re caught, any time you talk to another girl, or run in to a girl you know from the gym, or go to Hollywood dinner parties where you …

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