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Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public. If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep yours…

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The STD Clinic Bingo Card

The STD Clinic Bingo Card

As I’m sure you all know, there’s nothing more awkward than a trip to the free STD clinic (except for calling your second cousin to tell her she may have chlamydia). The waiting room, in particular, is a humiliating experience. Sitting a…

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The Lost Finale Drinking Game

The Lost Finale Drinking Game

The series finale of Lost airs on Sunday, and fan excitement levels are at a boiling point. Luckily, we’ve come up with a way for you to simultaneously relieve your anxiety and get completely wasted: The Lost Finale Drinking Game!   For…

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The Undie Run Bingo Card

The Undie Run Bingo Card

It seems like every college in the country plays host to an Undie Run, in which students are encouraged to donate their clothes to charity and then jog around campus in their underwear. We strongly suggest that you attend an Undie Run when the oppor…

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The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

It’s Wednesday morning, which means that it’s party time in college-land. Just in case you find yourself stuck at a crappy college party this morning, we’ve created this bingo card (read: drinking game) to help you black out and/or…

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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent.  We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much …

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First Date Bingo

First Date Bingo

First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump.  Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:    

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Facebook Bingo

Facebook Bingo

Facebook is starting to become a quagmire of inconvenience.  Unfortunately, most of us still rely on it to manage our lives and (ironically) keep in touch with the rest of the world.  We’ve created this Facebook Bingo Card to give yo…

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New Years Party Bingo

New Years Party Bingo

There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring.  You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.    

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Gym Bingo

Gym Bingo

Your gym is a lot like Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth.  On top of that, the only reason you go there is to torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip t…

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Black Friday Bingo Card

Black Friday Bingo Card

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public.  If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep …

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