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Summer Blockbuster Bingo

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We’re just now leaping full force into the summer blockbuster movie season. Why not bring along our handy Bingo card and see how many movies can flesh it out for you this year. Here’s a hint, you’ll probably fill every spot if yo…

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The STD Clinic Bingo Card

The STD Clinic Bingo Card

As I’m sure you all know, there’s nothing more awkward than a trip to the free STD clinic (except for calling your second cousin to tell her she may have chlamydia). The waiting room, in particular, is a humiliating experience. Sitting a…

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The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

Chat Roulette is either the most awesome or the most terrible thing ever. Either way, it’s much more fun when you’re drinking, so we’ve come up with a Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game. Now you’re sure to have a great time no…

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First Date Bingo

First Date Bingo

First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump.  Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:    

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Facebook Bingo

Facebook Bingo

Facebook is starting to become a quagmire of inconvenience.  Unfortunately, most of us still rely on it to manage our lives and (ironically) keep in touch with the rest of the world.  We’ve created this Facebook Bingo Card to give yo…

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New Years Party Bingo

New Years Party Bingo

There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring.  You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.    

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Gym Bingo

Gym Bingo

Your gym is a lot like Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth.  On top of that, the only reason you go there is to torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip t…

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Mass Transit Bingo

Mass Transit Bingo

Public transportation systems can be a great way to get to know a city, but they’re also a quagmire of filth and squalor.  Whether you enjoy the mass transit experience or not, this bingo card will give you something to do when you’…

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Thanksgiving Bingo Card

Thanksgiving Bingo Card

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and that means a dull-filled day of sitting around with your annoying family members that you only see once a year eating tons and tons of food and listening to them bitch at one another.  Hopefully this…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be.  The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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Dive Bar Bingo

Dive Bar Bingo

In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties.  Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

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