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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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An Accurate Graph

posted 12/29/2009
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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

posted 11/11/2009
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Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea: I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold. But, seeing t…

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Hot Chick In Bikini Catches a Seagull

posted 10/21/2009
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Hot Chick In Bikini Catches Seagull – Watch more Funny Videos This method can also be used to catch a hot chick in bikini. You’ll probably get shit on just as much though. Ferrari On Fire in Pit Row [video] (TotalProSports) …

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Crows: Our Future Overlords

posted 08/27/2009
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Crows are f*cking smart. They’re resourceful and clever, and they possess ingenuity and problem-solving skills that surpass any other winged creature out there. Crows are "the guy from beautiful mind" of the bird world, e…

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Bird Shit. That’s It.

posted 08/19/2009
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OMFG! My hat is pooping on me!

posted 08/13/2009
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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

posted 07/20/2009
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You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has. Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different. Here̵…

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Roller Bird

posted 07/16/2009
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Classic BFF Pic

posted 07/08/2009
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