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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

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This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

  Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea:   I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold.  But, seeing t…

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Hot Chick In Bikini Catches a Seagull

Hot Chick In Bikini Catches a Seagull

Hot Chick In Bikini Catches Seagull – Watch more Funny Videos  This method can also be used to catch a hot chick in bikini. You’ll probably get shit on just as much though.   Ferrari On Fire in Pit Row [video] (TotalProSports) …

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Crows: Our Future Overlords

Crows: Our Future Overlords

Crows are f*cking smart.  They’re resourceful and clever, and they possess ingenuity and problem-solving skills that surpass any other winged creature out there.  Crows are "the guy from beautiful mind" of the bird world, e…

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Bird Shit. That’s It.

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OMFG! My hat is pooping on me!

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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

What Her Pet Really Says About Her

You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has.  Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different.  Here̵…

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