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Ten Little Known Facts About Sonic The Hedgehog

Sonic The Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns twenty today! If you’re a Holy Taco writer, you feel old right now. Until Sonic showed up, the video game character world was dominated by two goofy Italian plumbers. Two guys who were incredibly and foolishly focused…

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How Do you Celebrate Your 64th Birthday? Show Your Junk To A Packed School Bus!

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As children our definition of a great birthday party usually involves lots of gifts, a large cake, and a piñata shaped like a character from our favorite kid’s show. As we age, our parties become underwhelming affairs with the highlight being that …

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In Russia, Birthday Has You

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The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doi…

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Happy Birthday, Bill Murray

Happy Birthday, Bill Murray

Today is Bill Murray’s Birthday.  Let’s all celebrate by watching Ghostbusters at the same time.  If everyone yells the “Dogs and cats living together” line in perfect synchronicity, I’m sure that Bill Murray will hear…

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Kevin Federline Line Is Year Older, Stupider

Kevin Federline Line Is Year Older, Stupider

Vegas has some of the best magicians in the world.  Some make tigers disappear.  Some make people levitate.  And some perform the greatest trick of all, finding a way to become millionaires without any talent, skills, or education. People.com repor…

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You Forgot Valentine’s Day, Didn’t You?

You Forgot Valentine’s Day, Didn’t You?

OK, so you totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day tomorrow and you haven’t gotten him or her anything (except herpes, which he or she will “receive” in a year.) Instead of freaking out, running over to the Hallmark store and …

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