Sonic the Hedgehog turns twenty today! If you’re a Holy Taco writer, you feel old right now. Until Sonic showed up, the video game character world was dominated by two goofy Italian plumbers. Two guys who were incredibly and foolishly focused…
As children our definition of a great birthday party usually involves lots of gifts, a large cake, and a piñata shaped like a character from our favorite kid’s show. As we age, our parties become underwhelming affairs with the highlight being that …
I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doi…
Today is Bill Murray’s Birthday. Let’s all celebrate by watching Ghostbusters at the same time. If everyone yells the “Dogs and cats living together” line in perfect synchronicity, I’m sure that Bill Murray will hear…
Vegas has some of the best magicians in the world. Some make tigers disappear. Some make people levitate. And some perform the greatest trick of all, finding a way to become millionaires without any talent, skills, or education.
People.com repor…
OK, so you totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day tomorrow and you haven’t gotten him or her anything (except herpes, which he or she will “receive” in a year.) Instead of freaking out, running over to the Hallmark store and …